I've been fighting some sort of bug/vapors/possession since my visit to the Wichita Central Library. My eyes and nose act like I'm hyper allergic to something, I'm tired all the time, and I get dizzy spells and vertigo as the day progresses. I went to the doctor around the same time the symptoms started but my bloodwork shows nothing out of the ordinary, so I've decided it's possession. By what, I haven't a clue. Demon? Ghost librarian? Moth ghost? Mothman?


The drive from Wichita was a lesson in perspective. Remember those beautiful Mulvane butterflies? The magical moment? Well, that magical moment is spread across the front of my car in a happy Disney rainbow of butterfly guts. They are indeed migrating. There are thousands, millions probably. And they are everywhere. All the way to Dodge City they spattered against my windshield, fairytale pixiedust flying into gobbets of frenzied carnage. My Disney moment turned to Tarantino butchery.
Speaking of dead things, I saw not one but two dead armadillos on the side of the road to Dodge. Which is weird because I saw no dead armadillos in all my time in Texas back in the spring. Must be a mating thing. I had no idea armadillos lived all the way up in Kansas. The more you know (rainbowww).
Once I arrived, I made quick work of finding the Dodge City Public Library, but I kept my eye out for anything historical or interesting along with way. Once I got to the library, I did some research to try to figure out where I might see some real, live history, but outside of museums, I didn't see many opportunities that were anything more authentic than "loving recreations." We have a cowtown in Wichita, too.
I know I know, snotgoblin, check your attitude! I am Over Tired, so I do apologize, but I also don't. Dodge City is actually a very nice, normal little town. It has a claim to fame and they make it work. There are historic places in Dodge City, but nothing I was interested in seeing (e.g. the distillery). I hear Deadwood and Tombstone are the same. It's funny when history is happening, no one thinks to preserve something so our descendants can oooo at it later. Ahem, WICHITA, Miss I Like to Tear Everything Down. Take a note. How the Alamo is still standing, I'll never know. Wasn't there a burning need for a Howard Johnson's back in the day? A convention center? NO, and they made that relic work for them, let me tell you. If you haven't been, it is a massive tourist destination with all manner of touristy things grown up around it (hotels, restaurants, angry signs yelling you in different directions). Hold on to your buildings, cities! At least some of them!
Dodge City may not have had the particular relics I was interested in, but now at least I can say I have been there. And I spent a little bit of time in their library, as well. It took about 3 hours to get to Dodge City from Wichita, and it was going to take another 3 hours to get to my next destination (another library!) before completing the day sacked out at the rest stop outside of Colby, Kansas. With that much planned for the day, I simply didn't have time to indulge.


It sounds noisy, but it wasn't. I was able to really focus and make progress on the work I'd had in mind for the day. There were many patrons coming and going and I could tell this was a very well utilized community library. It sounds dorkalicious, but that kind of thing makes me glowy-stupid-happy. So do majestic cow statues.
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